Pastor's Column - Fifth-grade assignment

Fifth-grade assignment

A fifth-grade teacher in a Christian school asked her students to look at TV commercials to see if they could use them in ways to communicate ideas about God. 

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God is like…BAYER ASPIRIN; He works miracles.

God is like…a FORD; He’s got a better idea.

God is like…COKE; He’s the real thing.

God is like…HALLMARK CARDS; He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like…TIDE; He gets out stains others leave behind.

God is like…G.E.; He brings good things to life.

God is like…WALMART; He has everything.

God is like…ALKA-SELTZER; try Him, you’ll like Him!

God is like…SCOTCH TAPE; you can’t see Him, but you know He’s there.

God is like…DELTA; He’s ready when you are.

God is like…ALLSTATE; you’re in good hands with Him.

God is like…VO-5 HAIR SPRAY; He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like…DIAL SOAP; Aren’t you glad you have Him? Don’t you wish everybody did?

God is like…the U.S. POSTAL SERVICE; neither rain nor snow nor sleet will keep Him from his appointed destination.

God is like…CHEVROLET; the heartbeat of America.

God is like…MAXWELL HOUSE; He’s good to the very last drop.

God is like…BOUNTY; He’s the quicker picker-upper, can handle the tough jobs, and He won’t fall apart on you.

Note: The above article appeared in Bethel Presbyterian Church’s August newsletter.